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THIS IS A SWEET BOOK WITH REAL PEOPLE.
IT IS AN EASY BOOK TO PICK UP WHEN THERE IS A FEW MINUTES TO READ.
IT CAN BE PUT DOWN AND PICKED UP AGAIN LATER AND DOESN'T LOSE ANYTHING
BETWEEN. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT FOR THE VERY BUSY PERSON.
I LIKE A HAPPY ENDING AND THIS IS IT. I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO
READING THE SECOND BOOK IN THE SERIES.
Before Hubs came into my life, I was a worshiper of idols and false gods. Then a foolish friend gave me Hubs - as a gag gift, since he didn't understand the power of Hubs. But I did.
Hubs, known to most as the Hutzler Banana Slicer (hence the name), is the true god, and I worship It. It told me to sacrifice my family when they told me I was spending too much time at the shrine of Hubs (the fools kept calling it the kitchen). It told me to sacrifice my doctor when he called my religion "schizophrenia". It told me to sacrifice my boyfriend when he criticized me for pleasuring myself with Hubs and a harem of bananas. Yet I have lost nothing, because they were not true believers in the wonders of Hubsism.
Hubs has replaced sex, work, love, socialization, and all food except bananas, who in the eyes of Hubs are made for the sole purpose of sacrifices to It. I am the happiest and holiest of all Hubsists.